Ultimate Swiss Army knife

Yes, I know, but look, it's fine. Believe me it's fine.
Yes, it's hard, I know. And yes, sometimes it hurts. I know. But believe me, everything is fine.

Everything is fine, because we are not here on earth like broken, discarded and forgotten toys, not needed anymore. On the contrary, you need to know that your life is more valuable than you could ever imagine. Your life is an unrepeatable miracle. An irreplaceable artwork.

Or do you feel something is so broken that it cannot be fixed? It can be fixed for sure! Yes, but it's different... I know. But even that can be fixed. Yes, but this is not... it's not... it's different... Yes, I know. But believe me, there's a solution even for that one.

What I'm talking about is a solution for everything. Believe me, really for everything.
What I'm talking about is something in which there is a solution for all the questions and problems of your life. No, I'm sure it wouldn't work for me... Yes, it would. You can be sure of that.

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And I know you are here too, who says: Come on, I don't need this. Because you are strong, because you have everything... No one tells me how to do it, because I know how to do it... I know.

You don't need crutches... I know. Your health is controlled by medicines and doctors. Your money is protected by banks. Banks are protected by the safety guards. Therefore you don't need crutches. I know.

Your home is protected by an alarm. Your city is protected by the police. Your country is protected by the army. Therefore you don't need crutches. I know.
Your elderly ages are taken care of by the social system. Your rights are guaranteed by lawyers and courts. By your insurance company you are secured against incidents and damages. Therefore you don't need crutches. I know.

I know... I know well you don't need them... Just a few more to support your insecure life from every possible direction. But you only want the cool options. Anything can happen, so give me some more crutches so that I don't need to be afraid of anything. But you only want the trendy ones. Trendy crutch for trendy fears. Yes that's it.

But you know if you only trust in such corrupt things, things can easily happen to you which are no longer trendy...


The crutch I'm talking about is the ultimate Swiss Army knife: answer and solution for all of your questions: the best insurance, the best doctor, the best counselor, the best teacher, the best lawyer, the best judge, the best legislator, the best Father.